1
00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,700
<b>Papa, I want money.</b>

2
00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:36,610
<b>For what?</b>

3
00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:39,380
<b>As compensation for listening
to such a bad song!</b>

4
00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,590
<b>Nlonu, I'll give you a lot of money...</b>

5
00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,260
<b>Just listen to this next song!</b>

6
00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:51,130
<b>Papa, Please stop!</b>

7
00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:53,290
<b>I don't want your money.</b>

8
00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:01,090
<b>Bye, Papa.</b>

9
00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:11,770
<font size="20"><b><i>ls</i> that girl in your class?</b></font>

10
00:05:14,830 --> 00:05:15,470
<b>Why?</b>

11
00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:18,200
<b>Don't be jealous.
I'll only marry you.</b>

12
00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:21,520
<b>Shut up Dhruv!</b>

13
00:05:22,270 --> 00:05:26,350
<b>You're saying shut up
because your eyeline is wrong.</b>

14
00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,760
<b>Not bad!</b>

15
00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:42,930
<b>You pervert!</b>

16
00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:03,460
<b>Careful!</b>

17
00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:05,460
<b>Come on lift!</b>

18
00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:06,720
<font size="20"><b>Just a little bit further.</b></font>

19
00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,620
<b>Do you guys do any work?</b>

20
00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:14,800
<b>Bloody elevator is also not working!</b>

21
00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:17,070
<b>Demand a Right to Information enquiry!</b>

22
00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,370
<b>The Principal is corrupt.</b>

23
00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:21,500
<b>Come on.</b>

24
00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:25,980
<b>Don't keep putting it down.</b>

25
00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:36,950
<b>Come on.
Let's get this over with.</b>

26
00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,300
<font size="20"><b>So tell...what else happened
in college today?</b>

27
00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:24,560
<b>She hung out with her boyfriend.
What else!</b>

28
00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,360
<b><i>Shut up Menu!</i></b>

29
00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:29,330
<b>Chill Sis!
Don't be shy in front of Mom!</b>

30
00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:33,370
<b>Monu. Dhruv is not her boyfriend!</b>

31
00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,380
<b>Can't one make a joke around here!</b>

32
00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:37,210
<b>What's the problem with you two'?</b>

33
00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,580
<font size="20"><b>If you don't finish your homework -
the IV is not coming on.</b>

34
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,540
<b>Welcome. Welcome.</b>

35
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,640
<b>What would you like?</b>

36
00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:22,510
<b>Lingerie?</b>

37
00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:25,850
<b>I also have tongs (thongs).
Black laces, red laces...</b>

38
00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:28,790
<b>Purple, green, fluorescent colors...</b>

39
00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:34,300
<b>Don't worry.
You can get anything here.</b>

40
00:10:34,390 --> 00:10:36,260
<font size="20"><b>From a needle to an aeroplane!</b></font>

41
00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:38,330
<b>I can arrange anything.</b>

42
00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:41,030
<b>Uncle. We don't want an aeroplane...!
- What do you want?</b>

43
00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:44,170
<b>Do you have a vibrator?</b>

44
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:48,480
<b>Of course!</b>

45
00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:51,240
<b>What model do you want?
Soft, hard, medium?</b>

46
00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:53,540
<b>A phone without a
vibration unit is useless!</b>

47
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,520
<font size="20"><b>I've put my own wife on a vibrator!</b></font>

48
00:10:56,570 --> 00:10:59,280
<b>She never hears the phone ring!</b>

49
00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:02,520
<b>Show her a vibration unit.
What's the model number of your phone?</b>

50
00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:35,460
<b>Where are you taking me?</b>

51
00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:51,540
<b>Since when did you
become a Bio student?</b>

52
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,400
<b><i>What?</i></b>

53
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:01,970
<b>Oh my god!</b>

54
00:13:03,730 --> 00:13:05,810
<b>Go...Yeah!</b>

55
00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:36,780
<font size="20"><b>Even at this age getting cake
smeared on my birthday!</b>

56
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,050
<b>We should jam.</b>

57
00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:42,410
<b>Yes definitely.</b>

58
00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:43,280
<b>Tell me when?</b>

59
00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:46,950
<b>You can come to my house...</b>

60
00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:49,020
<b>Anytime.</b>

61
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:50,820
<b><i>What?</i></b>

62
00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:53,720
<b>Nothing.</b>

63
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,390
<b>Come to your house...</b>

64
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,430
<font size="20"><b>...to jam?</b></font>

65
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,200
<b>Definitely.</b>

66
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:04,840
<b>When?</b>

67
00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:07,340
<b>Anytime!</b>

68
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,540
<b>Hey Nima!</b>

69
00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:11,470
<b>Come out dude.</b>

70
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:26,550
<b>One, two, three, four...go!</b>

71
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:32,560
<b>Just a minute.
Somethings not right.</b>

72
00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:36,630
<b>Aunty. The poha‘s yummy.</b>

73
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:40,970
<b>Sameera, have you been playing guitar
since you were a child?</b></font>

74
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,940
<b>No Aunty.
Just the last couple of years.</b>

75
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,910
<b>Laila has been learning music
since she was seven.</b>

76
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:53,950
<b>Sameera, has Laila played you any
of her classical compositions?</b>

77
00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:55,850
<b><i>MW“!</i></b>

78
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,450
<b>Practice!</b>

79
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,850
<b>Call me if you want anything.</b>

80
00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:05,000
<b>I'm sorry.</b>

81
00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:06,760
<font size="20"><b>Chill. All moms are like this.</b></font>

82
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,600
<b>Mom!!</b>

83
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:09,960
<b>Napkins!</b>

84
00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:20,810
<b>Okay. Maybe we should do a song...</b>

85
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:22,740
<b>Aai, Aai, Aai...</b>

86
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:45,000
<b>Sis!</b>

87
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,090
<b>Let me sleep.</b>

88
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,970
<b>You'll take a kid's life!</b>

89
00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:50,000
<b>Laila...</b>

90
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,600
<b>You're a rock star!</b>

91
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:53,670
<font size="20"><b>I love it.</b></font>

92
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,040
<b>Thank you.</b>

93
00:16:57,530 --> 00:17:00,040
<b>I'll see you tomorrow.</b>

94
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,740
<b>Okay definitely, Laila.</b>

95
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,150
<b>We'll try it with
the band tomorrow.</b>

96
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,410
<b>Okay.</b>

97
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:05,910
<b>Bye.</b>

98
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:07,680
<b>Bye Laila.</b>

99
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,760
<b><i>What?</i></b>

100
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,860
<b>Trying to fob me off with an SMS.</b>

101
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,330
<font size="20"><b>No.</b></font>

102
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:55,100
<b>Don't you think
we should explore other...</b>

103
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,040
<b>Explore?</b>

104
00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:59,140
<b>Am I just an experiment to you?</b>

105
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:00,800
<b>Please.</b>

106
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,170
<b>Forget it.</b>

107
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:04,680
<b>It's a great idea!</b>

108
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,150
<b>Okay.</b>

109
00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:10,140
<b>Bye.</b>

110
00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:12,220
<b>Because it sucked.</b>

111
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,420
<b>Yeah?
-Yeah.</b></font>

112
00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:17,020
<b>Fuck you.</b>

113
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:18,760
<b>Oh fuck you.</b>

114
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,930
<b>And your stupid friends.</b>

115
00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:24,260
<b>Jealous.</b>

116
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:29,200
<b><i>V</i>
Being friends with 'normal" people
won't make you "normal."</b>

117
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,210
<b>Asshole.</b>

118
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,150
<b>Coward.</b>

119
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,590
<b>Mom.</b>

120
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,530
<b>Shampoo.</b>

121
00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:11,430
<font size="20"><b>I just shampooed you yesterday.</b></font>

122
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,330
<b>Please just do it Mom.</b>

123
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:19,050
<b>Who's going to start a fight with you
first thing in the morning!</b>

124
00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:30,410
<b>Mom...</b>

125
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:37,620
<b>Nothing.</b>

126
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:39,860
<b>Tell me!</b>

127
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,230
<b>No.</b>

128
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:45,770
<b>Okay. Don't tell.
You'll get a tummy ache!</b>

129
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,480
<b>Mom.</b>

130
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:59,850
<font size="20"><b>I like this boy.</b></font>

131
00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:04,620
<b>He's also into music...</b>

132
00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:09,760
<b><i>MW“!</i></b>

133
00:21:10,590 --> 00:21:11,570
<b>Did you hear?</b>

134
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,620
<b>Yes. Thafs great.</b>

135
00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:47,570
<b>Hi.</b>

136
00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:50,170
<b>You want a book?</b>

137
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,800
<b>No.</b>

138
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,010
<b>Nima. I have something for you.</b>

139
00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,650
<b>Sorry.</b>

140
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:15,420
<font size="20"><b>What is it? Give it to me.</b></font>

141
00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:17,520
<b>Later.</b>

142
00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:23,830
<b>Shhh.</b>

143
00:25:03,190 --> 00:25:04,760
<b>What a competition!</b>

144
00:25:05,590 --> 00:25:07,160
<b>It was too close.</b>

145
00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:09,100
<b>Okay without delay.</b>

146
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,270
<b>The winners are...</b>

147
00:25:11,430 --> 00:25:12,770
<b>...Ramjas College!</b>

148
00:25:27,510 --> 00:25:29,960
<b>This competition is a milestone.</b>

149
00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:32,860
<font size="20"><b>It's not just about music.</b></font>

150
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:38,960
<b>When we heard that the lyricist was
a disabled girl...</b>

151
00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:42,140
<b>...we had to give
the award to her college.</b>

152
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,470
<b>Your journey...</b>

153
00:25:49,070 --> 00:25:52,210
<b>...must have been very difficult
compared to that of a normal musician...</b>

154
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,480
<b>Will you share something with us?</b>

155
00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:10,260
<b>It's okay. What can you
expect from those fuckers?</b></font>

156
00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:14,300
<b>Laila, this is Tribe's best song.</b>

157
00:26:14,890 --> 00:26:18,460
<b>Maybe Subbu‘s song was better.</b>

158
00:26:18,930 --> 00:26:21,140
<b>Trust me Laila. You did a great job.</b>

159
00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:26,670
<b>We totally deserved to win. Okay?</b>

160
00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:32,850
<b>When you‘re there
everythings okay.</b>

161
00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:35,250
<b>The entire bands here for you.</b>

162
00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:38,520
<b>No Nima.</b>

163
00:26:42,990 --> 00:26:44,400
<font size="20"><b>You.</b></font>

164
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,160
<b>Just you.</b>

165
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,540
<b>Everyone's waiting for us.
Come.</b>

166
00:27:00,070 --> 00:27:01,340
<b>Yeah.</b>

167
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,180
<b>I'll just come.</b>

168
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,950
<b>Careful!</b>

169
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,490
<b>When was the last check up?</b>

170
00:27:47,550 --> 00:27:49,290
<b>Six months ago.</b>

171
00:27:51,890 --> 00:27:52,990
<b>Hopeless!</b>

172
00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:55,560
<b>Excuse me'?
- Sorry, I wasn't talking to you.</b>

173
00:27:56,690 --> 00:27:58,100
<font size="20"><b>Completely ignorant.</b></font>

174
00:27:58,190 --> 00:27:59,830
<b>Just blabbering nonsense.</b>

175
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,780
<b>As soon as Laila gets admission
to any foreign university...</b>

176
00:28:03,830 --> 00:28:06,180
<b>...I'll personally phone
her and tell her...</b>

177
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,220
<b>...who's normal and
who needs brain surgery!</b>

178
00:28:08,570 --> 00:28:11,140
<b>Why do you jump to foreign
universities at the drop of a hat?</b>

179
00:29:31,290 --> 00:29:35,570
<font size="20"><b>I made a fool of myself.</b></font>

180
00:29:36,030 --> 00:29:38,630
<b>It was not just your song.</b>

181
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:44,210
<b>He doesn't love me Mom.</b>

182
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,760
<b>I can't bear going
to this college anymore.</b>

183
00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:41,830
<b>Come outside.</b>

184
00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:43,160
<b>Why?</b>

185
00:30:43,530 --> 00:30:44,700
<b>Just come.</b>

186
00:31:05,450 --> 00:31:06,790
<b><i>MW“!</i></b>

187
00:31:06,850 --> 00:31:08,230
<b>Papa!</b>

188
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:11,630
<b>Only your mother.
I don't support this.</b></font>

189
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,430
<b>Why?</b>

190
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,460
<b>What happened in Delhi
University is over.</b>

191
00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:18,840
<b>To go so far away to America...</b>

192
00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:21,670
<b><i>...it</i> doesn't sit well with me.</b>

193
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:24,480
<b>And Delhi has other options.</b>

194
00:31:25,470 --> 00:31:26,570
<b>Mom?</b>

195
00:31:27,940 --> 00:31:29,250
<b>Do you want to go?</b>

196
00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:32,680
<b>Don't look there.</b>

197
00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:35,550
<font size="20"><b>You want to go right?</b></font>

198
00:31:42,350 --> 00:31:43,920
<b>Of course.</b>

199
00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:51,370
<b>You don't come.
The two of us are definitely going!</b>

200
00:31:55,370 --> 00:31:57,470
<b>Please Papa.</b>

201
00:32:07,210 --> 00:32:08,850
<b>It's one pound over.</b>

202
00:32:09,150 --> 00:32:10,250
<b>That's okay.</b>

203
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,890
<b>With great difficulty I've squeezed
one month's clothing into two suitcases!</b>

204
00:32:13,950 --> 00:32:16,360
<b>Anyway they're not going to charge me
for being one pound overweight!</b></font>

205
00:32:16,820 --> 00:32:19,700
<b>If they make you repack at the airport -
don't say I didn't warn you!</b>

206
00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:23,660
<b>If you have such a glum face
they'll definitely open them!</b>

207
00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:27,540
<b>One minute.
I'll just be back.</b>

208
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,890
<b>Hello Shubhangani. How are you?</b>

209
00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:53,590
<b>Are you done with packing?
-Yes.</b>

210
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:55,890
<b>Hi Dhruv.
-Hi</b>

211
00:33:56,550 --> 00:33:58,960
<font size="20"><b>This is for you.
-Oh thank you.</b>

212
00:33:59,060 --> 00:33:59,590
<b>Come inside.</b>

213
00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:00,570
<b>Hi.</b>

214
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:09,870
<b>You were leaving without saying bye?</b>

215
00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:12,440
<b>Bitch!</b>

216
00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:59,930
<b>Rook to H5.</b>

217
00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:01,330
<b>Hey!</b>

218
00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:03,220
<b>Sorry.</b>

219
00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:06,260
<b>It's okay you can watch.
Just keep your trap shut!</b>

220
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,300
<b>Yeah.</b>

221
00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:22,250
<font size="20"><b>Put it on manual...</b></font>

222
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,040
<b>It's stuck!</b>

223
00:35:43,430 --> 00:35:46,270
<b>I'm going to tell you right <i>up...</i>
I don't do bottoms!</b>

224
00:35:46,330 --> 00:35:47,710
<b>Excuse me?</b>

225
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,770
<b>I've had some Indian kids before...</b>

226
00:35:49,930 --> 00:35:51,240
<b>You've got to wipe your own ass honey...</b>

227
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:52,710
<b>I'll just pour the water!</b>

228
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:58,720
<b>I was just wondering,
if you have anyllexperience with...</b></font>

229
00:35:58,810 --> 00:36:00,750
<b>...someone with cerebral palsy?</b>

230
00:36:00,810 --> 00:36:04,550
<b>I hope you understand, it is just
the motor skills that are affected...</b>

231
00:36:04,610 --> 00:36:06,390
<b>...and not the intelligence...</b>

232
00:36:06,450 --> 00:36:09,400
<b>I'm quite aware of what
cerebral palsy is actually.</b>

233
00:36:09,490 --> 00:36:11,970
<b>You don't have to worry at all...
Mrs. Kapoor?</b>

234
00:36:12,060 --> 00:36:15,000
<font size="20"><b>Kapoor pronounced cup not cap.</b></font>

235
00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:16,830
<b>Cup.</b>

236
00:36:22,530 --> 00:36:23,770
<b>Take this.</b>

237
00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:28,040
<b>Be home by 4.</b>

238
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:30,480
<b>Or I'll call the cops!</b>

239
00:36:32,110 --> 00:36:34,090
<b>Don't worry Aai.</b>

240
00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:35,880
<b>Bye.</b>

241
00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:37,220
<b>Bye.</b>

242
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,670
<b>Hey. How‘re you doing?</b>

243
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,610
<b>Hi.</b>

244
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,010
<b>Come on back.</b>

245
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,700
<font size="20"><b>I have a place all
set up for you on the left.</b>

246
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,670
<b>Where you headed?</b>

247
00:37:02,770 --> 00:37:04,480
<b>Union Square.</b>

248
00:37:04,670 --> 00:37:05,980
<b>Say that again please.</b>

249
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,780
<b>Union Square!</b>

250
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,590
<b>Okay, okay Union Square.
You got it.</b>

251
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,600
<b>Write from your heart...
Write from your eyes...</b>

252
00:37:22,660 --> 00:37:24,640
<b>Write from your liver!</b>

253
00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:27,610
<font size="20"><b>Okay. So what we're going to do
is have an assignment...</b>

254
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,510
<b><i>...in</i> which you're going to write
from all your senses. Okay?</b>

255
00:37:30,570 --> 00:37:32,380
<b>I'm gonna give you the parameters...</b>

256
00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:35,440
<b>You're going to write a story...
a poem...</b>

257
00:37:35,870 --> 00:37:37,410
<b>...rap Song--</b>

258
00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:39,080
<b>Okay so write these down.</b>

259
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:41,980
<b>It is...</b>

260
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,520
<font size="20"><b><i>...New Year's Eve.</i></b></font>

261
00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:46,920
<b>You're on a boat.</b>

262
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:49,890
<b>You hear the sound of a cello.</b>

263
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:53,430
<b>You taste an orange.</b>

264
00:37:54,490 --> 00:37:56,560
<b>Someone is wearing blue.</b>

265
00:37:58,090 --> 00:38:00,440
<b>And you tell a loved one...</b>

266
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:03,710
<b>...a very personal secret.</b>

267
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,250
<b>No hiding!</b>

268
00:38:10,070 --> 00:38:12,480
<font size="20"><b>All right you have ten minutes. Go!</b></font>

269
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,350
<b>Hello Laila.
- Hi.</b>

270
00:38:21,450 --> 00:38:23,230
<b>So welcome to the
Creative Writing program.</b>

271
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,800
<b>I'm so glad you could be here with us.</b>

272
00:38:24,850 --> 00:38:27,230
<b>Thank you, Professor.</b>

273
00:38:27,490 --> 00:38:29,900
<b>It's Jose. It's just Jose.</b>

274
00:38:30,130 --> 00:38:32,130
<b>Okay Jose.</b>

275
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,170
<b>Listen. Would you like me
to assign a writer to you?</b></font>

276
00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,640
<b>In fact I've already talked
to somebody.</b>

277
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:39,770
<b>Actually I can type...</b>

278
00:38:40,270 --> 00:38:41,710
<b>I am sorry what did you say?</b>

279
00:38:43,170 --> 00:38:45,550
<b>That would be wonderful!</b>

280
00:38:45,910 --> 00:38:46,890
<b>Yeah.</b>

281
00:39:01,790 --> 00:39:03,000
<b>You know...</b>

282
00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:06,230
<b>I have an aunt in Birmingham.</b>

283
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:08,370
<b>I wish I had an aunt in India!</b>

284
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,440
<font size="20"><b>You know I really want to go there.</b></font>

285
00:39:11,130 --> 00:39:12,870
<b>My dream place is Varanasi.</b>

286
00:39:13,370 --> 00:39:14,580
<b>H ow come?</b>

287
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,610
<b>My step dad‘s guru is from there.</b>

288
00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:18,450
<b>He came to visit us one time.</b>

289
00:39:18,710 --> 00:39:20,520
<b>He emanated such peace.</b>

290
00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:24,380
<b>It's anything but peaceful!</b>

291
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,120
<b>Really?</b>

292
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:30,490
<b>You could stay with us
if you come to India.</b></font>

293
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,630
<b>Are you serious?</b>

294
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,070
<b>That would be absolutely amazing.</b>

295
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,270
<b>ListenmLaila, I should probably go.</b>

296
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,310
<b>Yeah. You have to...
I have to go too.</b>

297
00:39:48,370 --> 00:39:50,250
<b>But I'll see you soon okay'?</b>

298
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,740
<b>Bye.</b>

299
00:39:52,910 --> 00:39:54,440
<b>Bye Laila.</b>

300
00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:01,890
<b>We'll go home now and out your nails.
They've grown too long.</b></font>

301
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,960
<b>I'm going now to check out the clubs.</b>

302
00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:07,260
<b>Clubs?
-Student clubs.</b>

303
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,670
<b>You've missed a whole semester.</b>

304
00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:11,570
<b>Let's go home now and study.</b>

305
00:40:11,630 --> 00:40:16,010
<b>Mom. I know when I need to study!</b>

306
00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:30,520
<b>Sixteen-year-old Ronnie Martin
was killed by the NYPD.</b>

307
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,690
<b>For only one reason.</b>

308
00:40:32,950 --> 00:40:34,720
<font size="20"><b>He was black.</b></font>

309
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,850
<b>Fuck the police!</b>

310
00:40:58,470 --> 00:41:00,080
<b>Fuck the police!</b>

311
00:41:56,830 --> 00:42:01,610
<b>These cops are even more dangerous
than the Delhi police!</b>

312
00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:03,280
<b>This is nothing.</b>

313
00:42:08,210 --> 00:42:10,490
<b>Are you from India?</b>

314
00:42:12,350 --> 00:42:14,290
<b>You think all “desis“ are from India.</b>

315
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,920
<b><i>I didn't mean...
l...I'm sorry...</i></b>

316
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,930
<font size="20"><b>My mother is from Pakistan.</b></font>

317
00:42:24,590 --> 00:42:26,470
<b>And my father from Bangladesh.</b>

318
00:42:27,860 --> 00:42:30,640
<b>I've lived in seven countries,
including Madagascar!</b>

319
00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:32,910
<b>Wow.</b>

320
00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:38,180
<b>It's actually quite cool.
That you came out for this.</b>

321
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,750
<b>Usually Indians don't.</b>

322
00:42:45,610 --> 00:42:47,360
<b>I'm Laila.</b>

323
00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:51,250
<b>Khanum.</b>

324
00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:03,300
<font size="20"><b>I'll see you tonight.</b></font>

325
00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:04,810
<b>Yeah. Cool.</b>

326
00:43:13,010 --> 00:43:14,080
<b>Mom.</b>

327
00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:27,930
<b>Khanum.</b>

328
00:43:27,990 --> 00:43:30,490
<b>This is Aai, my Mom.</b>

329
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,940
<b>Hello Mom.</b>

330
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,070
<b>Hello.</b>

331
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,840
<b>Lailu, why don't you
invite your friend over'?</b>

332
00:43:37,070 --> 00:43:38,370
<b>Khanum, come for dinner.</b>

333
00:43:38,470 --> 00:43:41,310
<b>Mom I'd love to.
But I have a paper due tomorrow.</b></font>

334
00:43:41,570 --> 00:43:43,610
<b>Come over anytime before I leave.</b>

335
00:43:43,710 --> 00:43:44,550
<b>Definitely.</b>

336
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:45,820
<b>Bye Laila.</b>

337
00:43:45,870 --> 00:43:47,010
<b>Bye.</b>

338
00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:50,550
<b>This way.</b>

339
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,690
<b>Thank you.</b>

340
00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,460
<b>Let's go.</b>

341
00:44:04,630 --> 00:44:06,070
<b>Mom.</b>

342
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,770
<b>Hey. How's it going?</b>

343
00:44:42,460 --> 00:44:43,570
<b>Good.</b>

344
00:44:43,870 --> 00:44:45,140
<font size="20"><b>I'm sorry I'm late.</b></font>

345
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,800
<b>I got held up at lunch.</b>

346
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,150
<b>So. Do you wanna get started?</b>

347
00:44:50,210 --> 00:44:51,050
<b>Yeah.</b>

348
00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:52,180
<b>Okay.</b>

349
00:44:52,980 --> 00:44:55,150
<b>Have you chosen a topic
for the assignment?</b>

350
00:44:56,450 --> 00:45:00,890
<b>I want to talk about
my first relationship.</b>

351
00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:02,920
<b>Yeah.</b>

352
00:45:03,990 --> 00:45:04,990
<b>Yeah.</b>

353
00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:07,300
<font size="20"><b>There's this guy Nima...</b></font>

354
00:45:08,890 --> 00:45:12,170
<b>When I fell in love with him...</b>

355
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:15,200
<b>...it was like...</b>

356
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,510
<b>...electricity...you know!</b>

357
00:45:20,270 --> 00:45:21,980
<b>Yeah, yeah. I do know yeah.</b>

358
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,350
<b>Yeah.</b>

359
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,210
<b>And the first time he...</b>

360
00:45:28,710 --> 00:45:30,190
<b>...touched me...</b>

361
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,760
<b>You mean you've had sex'?</b>

362
00:45:37,250 --> 00:45:39,960
<font size="20"><b>Was that your...girlfriend?</b></font>

363
00:45:40,790 --> 00:45:41,890
<b>Who?</b>

364
00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:46,000
<b>The girl you were lip locked
with just now.</b>

365
00:45:46,930 --> 00:45:48,930
<b>No. No. She's just a friend.</b>

366
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,210
<b>Wow.</b>

367
00:45:54,770 --> 00:45:56,650
<b>ls kissing in India a big deal?</b>

368
00:45:57,910 --> 00:46:02,050
<b>Well you don't smooch your friends,
that's for sure!</b>

369
00:46:02,110 --> 00:46:03,920
<b>Oh so if I kiss you
I'd have to marry you then?</b>

370
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,750
<font size="20"><b>No.</b></font>

371
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,630
<b>Hello.</b>

372
00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:47,960
<b>Hi, It's Laila.</b>

373
00:46:49,590 --> 00:46:54,040
<b>I was just wondering
what you are up to?</b>

374
00:46:57,130 --> 00:47:00,110
<b>Yeah that would be great.</b>

375
00:47:02,340 --> 00:47:03,540
<b>Okay.</b>

376
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,010
<b>Bye.</b>

377
00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:19,390
<b>Come inside.</b>

378
00:47:24,630 --> 00:47:26,130
<b>|‘m looking for Miles Davis...</b>

379
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,440
<b>“Speeches of Spain?</b>

380
00:47:27,900 --> 00:47:30,100
<font size="20"><b>Okay, we should have that.
Give me one second.</b>

381
00:47:31,830 --> 00:47:32,710
<b>May I help you Miss?</b>

382
00:47:32,770 --> 00:47:34,210
<b>I'm okay.</b>

383
00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:36,080
<b>Where are you from?</b>

384
00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:37,580
<b>India.</b>

385
00:47:37,970 --> 00:47:40,150
<b>Wow! Let me show you something
I think you'll really like.</b>

386
00:47:45,350 --> 00:47:46,830
<b>WOW!</b>

387
00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:55,130
<b>How much is it?</b>

388
00:47:55,190 --> 00:47:58,800
<b>Well I can give you 10% off...
so that would make it only 749 dollars...</b></font>

389
00:47:58,860 --> 00:48:00,100
<b>...which is a really good deal!</b>

390
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,110
<b><i>I wish...</i></b>

391
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,350
<b>I'm on a scholarship.</b>

392
00:48:05,670 --> 00:48:07,940
<b>Let me go talk to my manager
and I'll see what I can do for you.</b>

393
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,280
<b>Ask him for...</b>

394
00:48:10,340 --> 00:48:13,050
<b>...5o% off!</b>

395
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,520
<b>I don't know if I can do 50%.
But I like you. So I'll see what I can do!</b></font>

396
00:48:16,610 --> 00:48:17,750
<b>Yeah.</b>

397
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,500
<b>This is my secret haunts.</b>

398
00:48:46,070 --> 00:48:50,280
<b>Close your eyes you will see better.</b>

399
00:48:57,590 --> 00:49:00,400
<b>These are the three concentric circles.</b>

400
00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:04,260
<b>This is a depiction of the world.</b>

401
00:49:07,630 --> 00:49:11,010
<b>It is encircled by a beautiful
naked figure of a woman...</b>

402
00:49:13,670 --> 00:49:15,810
<b>...the sky goddess Nut.</b>

403
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,840
<font size="20"><b>Whose body is bent protectively
over the world.</b>

404
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:25,550
<b>Relax!</b>

405
00:49:25,980 --> 00:49:28,220
<b>Until now only you have seen me.</b>

406
00:49:28,550 --> 00:49:29,960
<b>Let me see you too.</b>

407
00:49:52,810 --> 00:49:53,620
<b>Bitch!</b>

408
00:49:53,710 --> 00:49:54,850
<b><i>What?</i></b>

409
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,160
<b>Dude you are so pretty.</b>

410
00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:01,950
<b>So pretty that I feel like cursing you!</b>

411
00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:30,780
<font size="20"><b>I didn't know you play chess?</b></font>

412
00:50:31,780 --> 00:50:32,880
<b>Check.</b>

413
00:50:33,550 --> 00:50:34,990
<b>You're next to get beaten.</b>

414
00:50:35,420 --> 00:50:37,260
<b>Just like everybody else out here!</b>

415
00:50:37,950 --> 00:50:39,260
<b>Your turn.</b>

416
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,600
<b>You're too much! You are too much!</b>

417
00:50:54,970 --> 00:50:58,280
<b>Pass my costume.</b>

418
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,030
<b>Come let's get you changed.</b>

419
00:51:52,030 --> 00:51:52,940
<b>Ballu.</b>

420
00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:56,340
<font size="20"><b>There's such amazing snowfall here.</b></font>

421
00:51:57,370 --> 00:51:59,970
<b>And the room cozy and warm
with central heating.</b>

422
00:52:05,010 --> 00:52:07,320
<b>Remember I told you about Khanum?</b>

423
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,250
<b>She's a very helpful girl.</b>

424
00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:12,790
<b>Tonight Lai|u‘s going for a study
sleep over at her house.</b>

425
00:52:22,620 --> 00:52:23,760
<b>Hi. What can I get you?</b>

426
00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:25,360
<b>Can I have a house white please?</b>

427
00:52:25,430 --> 00:52:26,430
<font size="20"><b>Sure.</b></font>

428
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:29,570
<b>A coke.</b>

429
00:52:30,030 --> 00:52:31,240
<b><i>What?</i></b>

430
00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:32,740
<b>You think this is McDonalds?</b>

431
00:52:33,140 --> 00:52:33,940
<b>Have a drink!</b>

432
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,350
<b>I've never had one...</b>

433
00:52:36,770 --> 00:52:38,150
<b>Why don't you look at our cocktail list?</b>

434
00:52:38,670 --> 00:52:40,480
<b>Our Pina Coladas are really popular.</b>

435
00:52:43,050 --> 00:52:47,050
<b>We have Sex on the Beach, Mojitos,
Manhattans... Anything you like.</b></font>

436
00:52:48,450 --> 00:52:49,990
<b>Can I have a...</b>

437
00:52:50,050 --> 00:52:51,620
<b>Margarita?</b>

438
00:52:52,050 --> 00:52:53,690
<b>With a straw.</b>

439
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,770
<b>Great choice. Okay, coming right up!</b>

440
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,640
<b>Have you ever dated?</b>

441
00:53:01,330 --> 00:53:04,610
<b>Why would anyone date me?</b>

442
00:53:04,670 --> 00:53:07,550
<b>Why do you put yourself down
all the time?</b>

443
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,650
<b>Let me do it for you!</b>

444
00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:14,650
<font size="20"><b>Because that has been my experience.</b></font>

445
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,620
<b>For the last time...</b>

446
00:53:19,180 --> 00:53:21,250
<b>You are very beautiful.</b>

447
00:53:25,050 --> 00:53:28,260
<b>Okay! One white wine and
a Margarita, with a straw, for you.</b>

448
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:29,390
<b>Thank you.</b>

449
00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:30,560
<b>You 're very welcome.</b>

450
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,770
<b>Thank you.</b>

451
00:55:18,370 --> 00:55:19,810
<b>Can I get you some wine?</b>

452
00:55:22,270 --> 00:55:25,270
<font size="20"><b>No. I have a headache.</b></font>

453
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:32,960
<b>You need one exotic head massage.</b>

454
00:55:35,550 --> 00:55:37,360
<b>And by mistake if I strangle you,</b>

455
00:55:37,690 --> 00:55:39,360
<b>forgive my blindness!</b>

456
00:59:17,110 --> 00:59:19,520
<b>Lailu! Thats enough time in the bath!</b>

457
00:59:22,510 --> 00:59:23,780
<b><i>MW“!</i></b>

458
00:59:23,850 --> 00:59:27,690
<b>There's no end to the hot water here!</b>

459
00:59:59,100 --> 01:00:00,170
<b>Will you come out?</b>

460
01:00:00,830 --> 01:00:01,810
<font size="20"><b>Why?</b></font>

461
01:00:15,110 --> 01:00:16,560
<b>Where's your gold chain?</b>

462
01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:20,590
<b>It must have fallen off.</b>

463
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:25,220
<b>It had such a strong clasp.
How can it just fall off?</b>

464
01:00:29,890 --> 01:00:31,500
<b>It's not in the bathroom either.</b>

465
01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:34,160
<b>The caregiver must have taken it!</b>

466
01:00:34,630 --> 01:00:38,010
<b>We trust these people
and they take advantage.</b>

467
01:00:39,030 --> 01:00:41,810
<font size="20"><b>I'm going to phone her right now. Nlaybe
that's why she didn't come to work today.</b>

468
01:00:41,870 --> 01:00:43,040
<b>Mom...</b>

469
01:00:43,670 --> 01:00:45,580
<b>No Lailu.
It can only be her.</b>

470
01:00:45,670 --> 01:00:47,450
<b>I pawned it!</b>

471
01:00:48,910 --> 01:00:50,250
<b><i>What?</i></b>

472
01:00:51,110 --> 01:00:53,420
<b>I bought an lPad.</b>

473
01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:55,790
<b>It's really cool.</b>

474
01:00:55,890 --> 01:00:59,700
<b>It even has a voice activator.</b>

475
01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:02,130
<font size="20"><b>It was your grandmother's chain!</b></font>

476
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:06,170
<b>What's happened to you Lailu?</b>

477
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,370
<b>But I wanted it for my studies...</b>

478
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,310
<b>Studies?
Surfing porn sites is studying?!</b>

479
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,880
<b>You should be ashamed of yourself.</b>

480
01:01:19,410 --> 01:01:21,510
<b>How dare you?</b>

481
01:01:21,610 --> 01:01:24,090
<b>This is my privacy.</b>

482
01:01:24,150 --> 01:01:29,320
<b>Privacy? You want privacy from me'?!
I'll slap you if you talk to me like that.</b></font>

483
01:02:18,670 --> 01:02:20,200
<b>Move in with me.</b>

484
01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:25,310
<b>And what should I tell my parents?</b>

485
01:02:25,870 --> 01:02:28,950
<b>Even in their wildest dreams
they wouldn't guess that we're lovers!</b>

486
01:03:01,980 --> 01:03:06,150
<b>I will miss you Mom.</b>

487
01:03:29,340 --> 01:03:31,180
<b>Bye.
- Bye.</b>

488
01:03:58,630 --> 01:04:00,340
<b>Oh fuck!</b>

489
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:42,850
<b>Keep the place.</b>

490
01:04:43,550 --> 01:04:45,650
<font size="20"><b>The University pays for it anyway.</b></font>

491
01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:51,030
<b>Always have a place of your own, so no
motherfucker can put you on the street.</b>

492
01:04:52,790 --> 01:04:55,530
<b>Give me the address.
I'll go there tomorrow morning.</b>

493
01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:59,500
<b>Oh ifs okay.
Khanum can take care of me.</b>

494
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:04,800
<b>That's a big no no. People don't like
to be carers and lovers at the same time.</b>

495
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,250
<b>Besides...</b>

496
01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:12,750
<font size="20"><b>That would put me out of work.</b></font>

497
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:24,560
<b>You can stay here while I'm gone...
if you like.</b>

498
01:06:02,290 --> 01:06:06,070
<b>After all this renovation you better not
break up with me for at least <i>2</i> years!</b>

499
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:22,320
<b>Do you want lip gloss?</b>

500
01:06:22,380 --> 01:06:23,380
<b>Yes.</b>

501
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,040
<b>Lailu. Come home in
the summer break.</b>

502
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,640
<b>Did you just win the lottery?</b>

503
01:08:26,740 --> 01:08:29,480
<font size="20"><b>I still haven't repaid the
debt of your outgoing flight...</b>

504
01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:31,480
<b>...so might as well add the cost of
another flight to it!</b>

505
01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:34,040
<b><i>Happy Ho“ Papa.</i></b>

506
01:08:34,410 --> 01:08:35,320
<b>Hello Mom.</b>

507
01:08:35,380 --> 01:08:36,860
<b>How are you Khanum?</b>

508
01:08:37,050 --> 01:08:38,890
<b>I'm good. Thanks.</b>

509
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,800
<b>Why don't you also
come to India with Laila?</b>

510
01:08:43,450 --> 01:08:46,960
<font size="20"><b>I really want to come Mom.
But Laila never invites me!</b>

511
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:48,160
<b>What happened?</b>

512
01:08:48,260 --> 01:08:50,860
<b>Nothing.
I'll definitely come now!</b>

513
01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:53,800
<b>Just pray to Allah that I get my visa.</b>

514
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:55,640
<b>You must come.</b>

515
01:08:55,730 --> 01:08:56,770
<b>Yes.</b>

516
01:08:59,030 --> 01:09:00,510
<b>Where's Nlonu?</b>

517
01:09:00,570 --> 01:09:02,050
<b>In the bathroom. As always!</b>

518
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:04,320
<font size="20"><b>Here you go. Your receipfs in the bag.</b></font>

519
01:09:04,910 --> 01:09:05,580
<b>Thank you.</b>

520
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:06,680
<b>You 're welcome.</b>

521
01:09:18,450 --> 01:09:20,360
<b>Don't move anything around.</b>

522
01:09:32,770 --> 01:09:35,180
<b>When did you figure out...</b>

523
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:36,840
<b>that..</b>

524
01:09:36,910 --> 01:09:37,820
<b>you know..</b>

525
01:09:39,510 --> 01:09:41,550
<b>...you‘re gay?</b>

526
01:09:57,790 --> 01:10:00,270
<b>Your body is perfect.</b>

527
01:10:00,660 --> 01:10:03,340
<font size="20"><b>You could be a model.</b></font>

528
01:10:04,370 --> 01:10:07,310
<b>Have you ever seen a model who's blind?</b>

529
01:10:09,340 --> 01:10:12,050
<b>I've known I'm gay
since I was fourteen.</b>

530
01:10:13,940 --> 01:10:15,180
<b>Wow.</b>

531
01:10:16,610 --> 01:10:19,990
<b>I wish I could be that certain.</b>

532
01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:28,330
<b>You know I was okay
with the realisation.</b>

533
01:10:30,290 --> 01:10:34,830
<b>But the main problem
was parents and relatives.</b>

534
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,780
<font size="20"><b>You have to lie all the time. And then
spend hours feeling guilty about lying.</b>

535
01:10:39,670 --> 01:10:41,580
<b>Just wasn't my thing.</b>

536
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:43,740
<b>So I told them.</b>

537
01:10:43,810 --> 01:10:45,880
<b>Then? What happened?</b>

538
01:10:47,810 --> 01:10:49,350
<b>My mother kissed me...</b>

539
01:10:50,310 --> 01:10:51,220
<b>...and hugged me!</b>

540
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:52,660
<b>No way!</b>

541
01:10:52,710 --> 01:10:54,720
<b>Of course not.</b>

542
01:10:55,380 --> 01:10:56,830
<font size="20"><b>There was a full scale drama!</b></font>

543
01:10:57,220 --> 01:10:58,930
<b>First there were slaps...</b>

544
01:10:59,850 --> 01:11:01,420
<b>...then emotional blackmail...</b>

545
01:11:02,420 --> 01:11:03,730
<b><i>...counseling...</i></b>

546
01:11:03,790 --> 01:11:05,470
<b>...howling...weeping.</b>

547
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:07,840
<b>Then?</b>

548
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,140
<b>My mother took me to a doctor...</b>

549
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,680
<b>As if I had some disease
that could be cured.</b>

550
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:21,850
<font size="20"><b>Oh god.</b></font>

551
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,250
<b>When all her efforts failed
she finally</b>

552
01:11:27,550 --> 01:11:29,390
<b>...stopped talking to me.</b>

553
01:11:29,450 --> 01:11:31,620
<b>ls she still angry with you?</b>

554
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,230
<b>Last week after
she'd had a fight with my Dad...</b>

555
01:11:36,990 --> 01:11:38,800
<b>...she phoned me and said...</b>

556
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:43,530
<b>“Thank God you will never ever have to
deal with men!“</b>

557
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:48,050
<font size="20"><b>My parents would have a heart attack!</b></font>

558
01:11:51,970 --> 01:11:54,780
<b>For me I just like to be
who I am all the time.</b>

559
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:00,320
<b>This is scary for me.</b>

560
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:05,000
<b>It's wonderful...</b>

561
01:12:05,820 --> 01:12:08,890
<b>...but so scary.</b>

562
01:13:07,820 --> 01:13:10,090
<b>It's tipping down with rain!</b>

563
01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:21,230
<b>You can do some
work too you know!</b>

564
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:26,300
<b>No. Now that I know you can type so well...
and were conning me all this while...!</b></font>

565
01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:28,810
<b><i>It's because I...</i></b>

566
01:13:28,870 --> 01:13:31,320
<b><i>...l</i> thought you were cute!</b>

567
01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:33,480
<b>So you don't think I'm cute any more'?</b>

568
01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:39,380
<b>Now I have a...</b>

569
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,530
<b>...I'm with someone.</b>

570
01:13:44,490 --> 01:13:45,620
<b>3o?</b>

571
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:56,800
<b>Can I use your bathroom?</b>

572
01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,440
<b>Yeah, ifs just on the left.</b>

573
01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:03,040
<font size="20"><b>Oh. I should help you.</b></font>

574
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:07,420
<b>Okay.</b>

575
01:14:43,550 --> 01:14:45,680
<b>Okay. I'm done.</b>

576
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:32,400
<b>Can I straighten your leg?</b>

577
01:15:32,460 --> 01:15:33,700
<b>Yeah.</b>

578
01:15:41,740 --> 01:15:43,270
<b>Just relax okay?</b>

579
01:15:43,370 --> 01:15:45,650
<b>I'm feeling shit scared.</b>

580
01:15:45,740 --> 01:15:48,650
<b>Scared'? Don't worry.</b>

581
01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:50,550
<b>Yeah.</b>

582
01:16:55,940 --> 01:16:57,980
<b>I have bad news for you.</b>

583
01:16:59,350 --> 01:17:00,830
<font size="20"><b><i>What?</i></b></font>

584
01:17:12,330 --> 01:17:14,600
<b>The Indian government
has denied my visa.</b>

585
01:17:24,870 --> 01:17:26,820
<b>I've got the visa and the ticket!</b>

586
01:17:26,910 --> 01:17:31,760
<b>Here Comes the Bride...“</b>

587
01:18:26,130 --> 01:18:27,200
<b>Maharashtrian eggplant!</b>

588
01:18:27,270 --> 01:18:28,180
<b>Again?</b>

589
01:18:28,370 --> 01:18:29,280
<b>So what?</b>

590
01:18:29,940 --> 01:18:30,880
<b>Nothing.</b>

591
01:18:31,970 --> 01:18:33,710
<b>No. Go ahead.
Just say it!</b>

592
01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:35,390
<font size="20"><b>What should I say?</b></font>

593
01:18:35,980 --> 01:18:38,480
<b>It might even be possible
to see a lion eating grass...</b>

594
01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:41,860
<b>But to see a Punjabi
eating this stuff everyday...!</b>

595
01:18:42,850 --> 01:18:45,260
<b>Can't show my face in the community!</b>

596
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:47,460
<b>So you should have
married that Punjabi girl...</b>

597
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:48,860
<b>Can't remember her name.</b>

598
01:18:49,060 --> 01:18:50,090
<b>Harneet.</b>

599
01:18:51,890 --> 01:18:53,070
<font size="20"><b>Yes. H arneet!</b></font>

600
01:18:53,230 --> 01:18:55,870
<b>She could make you
your roti and butter chicken!</b>

601
01:18:56,460 --> 01:18:58,940
<b>Khanum my child.
Tell me - what's wrong with this?</b>

602
01:18:59,030 --> 01:19:00,740
<b>It's really yummy.</b>

603
01:19:01,140 --> 01:19:02,080
<b>Heard?</b>

604
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:02,940
<b>Did you hear?</b>

605
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:03,910
<b>Yes. I heard.</b>

606
01:19:04,010 --> 01:19:06,650
<b>You should have made something else.</b>

607
01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:23,460
<font size="20"><b>Are you sure?</b></font>

608
01:19:24,990 --> 01:19:26,530
<b>Yes. She is.</b>

609
01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:30,540
<b>Thafs great.</b>

610
01:19:31,170 --> 01:19:32,700
<b>Evolved choice.</b>

611
01:19:35,970 --> 01:19:37,420
<b>How will you have kids?</b>

612
01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:40,720
<b>Get with the century, dude!</b>

613
01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:45,920
<b>If Aunty finds out - there'll not just be
bomb blasts but serial blasts!</b>

614
01:19:47,620 --> 01:19:49,360
<b>Mom's not like that at all!</b>

615
01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:52,130
<font size="20"><b>I've known Aunty for 540 years!</b></font>

616
01:19:55,090 --> 01:19:56,630
<b>Don't under estimate her.</b>

617
01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,270
<b>Mom is a ‘rockstaf</b>

618
01:20:01,100 --> 01:20:03,040
<b>She is way ahead of my own ammi.</b>

619
01:20:05,770 --> 01:20:07,440
<b>And I came out to her.</b>

620
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,600
<b>Mom. I'm Bi.</b>

621
01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:37,180
<b>Am I any less of a maid (Bai)?</b>

622
01:20:37,670 --> 01:20:38,700
<b><i>What?!</i></b>

623
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:44,040
<b>No matter how educated Indian men are,
at some level women are just maids!</b></font>

624
01:20:44,570 --> 01:20:46,140
<b>Look at your own father.</b>

625
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:49,280
<b>Come what may -
he just wants my cooking.</b>

626
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:53,880
<b>They should be lined up
and made to wash clothes!</b>

627
01:20:53,980 --> 01:20:56,830
<b>Really Lailu.
I'm not joking.</b>

628
01:20:57,550 --> 01:20:59,460
<b>I know!</b>

629
01:21:04,090 --> 01:21:05,130
<b><i>MW“!</i></b>

630
01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:10,700
<b>I love you, Mom.</b>

631
01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:12,740
<b>Love you too.</b>

632
01:23:21,300 --> 01:23:22,600
<font size="20"><b>Mom...</b></font>

633
01:23:23,030 --> 01:23:29,410
<b>You look like a heroine
with your short hair.</b>

634
01:23:46,620 --> 01:23:50,660
<b>You know that thing I was
saying about being Bi....</b>

635
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:54,370
<b>Now you're well and truly a maid.
Because of me.</b>

636
01:23:56,060 --> 01:23:57,200
<b>Give.</b>

637
01:23:59,930 --> 01:24:01,410
<b>I meant...</b>

638
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,980
<b>Bisexual.</b>

639
01:24:07,510 --> 01:24:08,650
<b>Bi....what?</b>

640
01:24:09,610 --> 01:24:10,850
<b>What does it mean?</b>

641
01:24:16,550 --> 01:24:20,330
<font size="20"><b>I love Khanum, Mom.</b></font>

642
01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:24,400
<b>Yes. We all love her.
She's so nice.</b>

643
01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:30,470
<b>Khanum‘s my girlfriend!</b>

644
01:24:47,850 --> 01:24:48,920
<b>Yuck.</b>

645
01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:06,410
<b>Not done Mom.
You're being a hypocrite.</b>

646
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:10,140
<b>Who's put this in your head?
There's nothing hypocritical here.</b>

647
01:25:15,340 --> 01:25:16,790
<b>Of course there is!</b>

648
01:25:17,180 --> 01:25:19,920
<b>Don't argue Laila.
This isn't normal.</b></font>

649
01:25:25,420 --> 01:25:29,390
<b>That's what the world said
about me too.</b>

650
01:25:30,090 --> 01:25:32,500
<b>What's your problem now'?</b>

651
01:25:57,050 --> 01:25:58,460
<b>Ask!</b>

652
01:25:58,650 --> 01:25:59,790
<b>You ask.</b>

653
01:25:59,850 --> 01:26:01,160
<b>No. You.</b>

654
01:26:05,190 --> 01:26:07,370
<b>Monu‘s insisting on being taken
to the cricket match!</b>

655
01:26:08,230 --> 01:26:10,870
<b>If we don't buy the tickets today
there'll be none left.</b>

656
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:13,410
<b>Ask your mother.
What can I say!</b></font>

657
01:26:13,700 --> 01:26:15,040
<b>Mom. Please!</b>

658
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:16,780
<b>I've even finished studying.</b>

659
01:26:16,870 --> 01:26:19,080
<b>This is Khanum‘s first trip to India...</b>

660
01:26:19,270 --> 01:26:23,050
<b>How can we let her go
without watching a cricket match!</b>

661
01:26:23,580 --> 01:26:24,580
<b><i>MW“!</i></b>

662
01:26:28,850 --> 01:26:30,990
<b>Papa. Now you handle it!</b>

663
01:26:31,050 --> 01:26:32,930
<b>What can I do!</b>

664
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:41,370
<b>Monu. Play gently.</b>

665
01:26:43,730 --> 01:26:44,870
<font size="20"><b>Play-</b></font>

666
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:49,870
<b>Go Khanum!
-Play.</b>

667
01:27:18,030 --> 01:27:20,070
<b>Where‘s Mom?</b>

668
01:27:20,370 --> 01:27:23,750
<b>She's inside.
The doctor said we can see her soon.</b>

669
01:27:24,240 --> 01:27:27,120
<b>Why has she been admitted?</b>

670
01:27:32,380 --> 01:27:36,090
<b>Your mother has colon cancer.
Second stage. Relapse.</b>

671
01:27:43,690 --> 01:27:46,040
<b>Your mother's a fighter.</b>

672
01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:48,830
<b>She will definitely beat it.</b>

673
01:28:01,740 --> 01:28:03,450
<font size="20"><b>One of you has to wait outside.</b></font>

674
01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:05,680
<b>Okay.</b>

675
01:28:28,370 --> 01:28:29,810
<b>Sorry.</b>

676
01:28:44,790 --> 01:28:46,560
<b>Nothing will happen.</b>

677
01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:53,760
<b>Go back to America.</b>

678
01:29:03,770 --> 01:29:05,680
<b>How's Khanum?</b>

679
01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:05,800
<b>Okay?
-Yeah.</b>

680
01:30:19,550 --> 01:30:22,490
<b>I'm sorry Khanum.</b>

681
01:30:25,220 --> 01:30:27,500
<b>You're not coming back
to New York right'?</b>

682
01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:30,960
<font size="20"><b>I am. Definitely.</b></font>

683
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,750
<b>One day....in New York</b>

684
01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:46,080
<b>At Jared's house...</b>

685
01:30:47,580 --> 01:30:50,280
<b>While we were working...</b>

686
01:30:52,350 --> 01:30:55,560
<b>I had sex with him.</b>

687
01:30:59,290 --> 01:31:01,160
<b>What do you mean?</b>

688
01:31:03,790 --> 01:31:05,630
<b>When we were together?</b>

689
01:31:07,090 --> 01:31:08,840
<b>Once.</b>

690
01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:12,500
<b>How could you?</b>

691
01:31:17,070 --> 01:31:19,910
<b>I wasn't thinking.</b>

692
01:31:24,410 --> 01:31:31,450
<font size="20"><b>I was confused...
I know what I did was wrong.</b>

693
01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:35,800
<b>So by fucking you, Jared
gave you a certificate of “normalcy”?</b>

694
01:31:35,860 --> 01:31:37,030
<b>No.</b>

695
01:31:39,990 --> 01:31:43,100
<b>It happened in the moment.
-How convenient .</b>

696
01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:53,010
<b>Jared could see me.</b>

697
01:31:54,270 --> 01:31:56,190
<b>That's why.</b>

698
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:19,640
<b>You used me!</b>

699
01:33:22,530 --> 01:33:24,570
<b>To take care of you...</b>

700
01:33:25,830 --> 01:33:28,010
<font size="20"><b>...Fill your loneliness.</b></font>

701
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:44,360
<b>So I was a stopgap till
you could find a boyfriend right?</b>

702
01:33:44,450 --> 01:33:49,260
<b>No Khanum.
That's not fair.</b>

703
01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:54,000
<b>After doing all this you have the
fucking balls to call me unfair?</b>

704
01:34:00,370 --> 01:34:02,280
<b>You should have told me then
and finished it off.</b>

705
01:34:03,140 --> 01:34:05,480
<b>Why carry on a Charade all this while?</b>

706
01:34:08,640 --> 01:34:11,950
<font size="20"><b>I didn't want to lose you.</b></font>

707
01:34:17,450 --> 01:34:18,930
<b><i>Now what?</i></b>

708
01:34:20,390 --> 01:34:22,870
<b>You think I won't leave because of Mom.</b>

709
01:34:25,530 --> 01:34:29,200
<b>I don't want secrets anymore.</b>

710
01:35:07,300 --> 01:35:08,780
<b>Laila...</b>

711
01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:09,910
<b><i>What?</i></b>

712
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:11,780
<b>Lailu. My feet are feeling cold.</b>

713
01:35:12,370 --> 01:35:16,620
<b>Nurse. Can we get
some woollen socks please?</b>

714
01:35:16,940 --> 01:35:18,790
<font size="20"><b>The blanket should suffice.</b></font>

715
01:35:19,950 --> 01:35:23,260
<b>Nurse. Socks! Now!</b>

716
01:35:26,090 --> 01:35:27,790
<b>One minute, Mom.</b>

717
01:35:48,840 --> 01:35:51,910
<b>No. Just let it be for a little longer.</b>

718
01:35:54,150 --> 01:35:55,420
<b>Please.</b>

719
01:36:09,260 --> 01:36:11,330
<b>Good girl, Mom.</b>

720
01:37:53,030 --> 01:37:55,270
<b>I'm sorry. She is gone.</b>

721
01:39:47,550 --> 01:39:51,020
<b>Papa. Can you play this for Mom?</b>

722
01:39:51,080 --> 01:39:53,460
<b>Laila, my child,
let the rituals be over first.</b></font>

723
01:39:55,660 --> 01:39:57,000
<b>Monu, get the CD.</b>

724
01:40:20,210 --> 01:40:22,320
<b>Panditji, one moment please.</b>

725
01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:19,570
<b>Was it really necessary to tell me?</b>

726
01:42:25,310 --> 01:42:26,610
<b>Yes.</b>

727
01:42:33,080 --> 01:42:36,530
<b>Khanum, Laila, hurry up!
Its getting late to go to the airport.</b>

728
01:44:28,660 --> 01:44:30,900
<b>Your straight hair is great.</b>

729
01:44:31,130 --> 01:44:36,210
<b>Tony, please try
something different today.</b>

730
01:44:36,270 --> 01:44:38,010
<font size="20"><b>Of course!</b></font>

731
01:44:42,310 --> 01:44:44,020
<b>Hi.
-Hi.</b>

732
01:44:44,510 --> 01:44:47,720
<b>Hey listen. We're going for a movie.
Do you want to come'?</b>

733
01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:50,450
<b>Some other time.</b>

734
01:44:50,880 --> 01:44:52,330
<b>Why?</b>

735
01:44:53,020 --> 01:44:55,430
<b>I have a date.</b>

736
01:44:56,320 --> 01:44:58,390
<b>Helloooo! With who?</b>

737
01:45:20,510 --> 01:45:22,020
<b>Come</b>

738
01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:36,410
<b>Bye.</b>

739
01:45:40,130 --> 01:45:42,080
<b>Ma'am. Your Margarita.</b>

740
01:45:46,170 --> 01:45:48,650
<font size="20"><b>Pour it into this please.</b></font>

741
01:45:53,680 --> 01:45:55,220
<b>Thank you.</b>


